the avengers?
how about the international justice league of super acquaintances
My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
Brother: that’s not fair
Mom: DO AS I SAY.
Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she’s in trouble!!
Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I’d make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.
- me: omg did i reply too fast
- me: they're going to think i'm obsessed with them
- me:
We all have that one cousin we want to fuck.
no we dont
Mom: why are you doing that?
Me: Because Sherlock holmes did it.
Mom: if Sherlock Holmes jumped off a buildin-
Me: *gross sobbing*
(500) days of staying in front of the computer.





