the avengers?

how about the international justice league of super acquaintances

My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
Brother: that’s not fair
Mom: DO AS I SAY.
Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she’s in trouble!!
Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I’d make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.



Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.

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  • me: omg did i reply too fast
  • me: they're going to think i'm obsessed with them
  • me:
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mellarkia:

someblackkid:

kurttcocaine:

We all have that one cousin we want to fuck. 

no we dont

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Mom: why are you doing that?
Me: Because Sherlock holmes did it.
Mom: if Sherlock Holmes jumped off a buildin-
Me: *gross sobbing*

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joydivsion:

(500) days of staying in front of the computer.